Dreams Made Of Stardust

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m4ge

viktor “dropped his entire career and moved to a different country because a cute boy talked to him once” nikiforov

yuuri “im a pork cutlet bowl fatale that enthralls men” katsuki

yuri “my entire plan for finding victor nikiforov is to show up in japan, unannounced, and periodically yell his name in public” plisetsky

christophe “literally ejaculates during performances as a high-level competitive athlete” giacometti

phichit “so into a movie he dedicated an entire season of his athletic career to it” chulanont

otabek “i really want this guy to be my friend, better tell him ive been thinking about his eyes since we were kids” altin

georgi “dressed up as ben stiller from zoolander in an attempt to get his ex-girlfriend back” popovich

jean-jacques “i have a lower-back tattoo of my own fucking initials” leroy

i could go on but what im trying to ask is….why are all yuri on ice characters like this

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Little Mac, shuddering as Incineroar affectionately rubs against him: Why is this weird cat man obsessed with me? He’s been following me ever since the fight with Ken

Samus, as Pikachu stands on her shoulder: Mac, that’s a pokemon. It’s probably like that cause you’re its trainer.

Little Mac: I’ve never trained a cat. Although there was that one little black and red cat I used to take care of back at the gym

Pokemon Trainer: You…mean a litten?

Little Mac: I don’t know. The little guy was so small when I first took him in. He didn’t even grow until we started feeding him and taking him out for walks in the grass.

Pokemon Trainer: Yeah, that’s what Pokemon do. It’s their evolution. And the final evolution of Litten is…

Mac looks up at the buff cat, looking into his eyes now

Little Mac, on the verge of tears: Jalapeño?

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